This outfit is dedicated to the hormonal pregnant person I was three months ago. I bought this ASOS dress while I was super pregnant and I don’t know if I was watching Austin Powers and felt inspired, or just had a moment of “I don’t give af” and pulled the checkout trigger. In all honesty, I don’t think this dress is terrible [obviously, I’m wearing it out in public] it’s just very bold so I had to be careful and keep everything else low key.
Things were all sweet, then this guy challenges me to a dance-off… loser gets kisses.
I let him win.